Doctors
1. The number of doctors in
2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
3. Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the Canadian Dept of Health & Human Services
Guns:
1. The number of guns owned in
2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the RCMP
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, [bad] doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Then we would be in real trouble.
IT'S WORSE THAN THIS SEEMS AT FIRST GLANCE: Most doctors are conscientious and hard working. They don't kill anyone. That means that all victims are killed by a few bad doctors. But the bad ones are mixed up with the goods ones and, like the Mafia, no one ever rats them out. Talk about organized crime!! The Black Hand has nothing on the College of Physicians and Surgeons.